Genre: Parody, A/U (thank god)

Rating: R

Warnings: massive screwing with canon, foul language, completely contrived non-con, sex, Dementors and rock 'n' roll.

Story Summary: Ginny finds herself prisoner of Draco Malfoy, and things unravel from there, in every sense of the word. A comic take on the most - ahem - original stories you can find out there. Do not search too hard for a plot or any sort of coherence, you might get a headache.

Notes: this fic would have never seen the light without the prompting of my beta, Anne - yes, she has a lot to answer for, so take it up with her in case of complaints.